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Cayenne

... Just look at this. Insufficient mass! Weak gravitational field differential! Even the closest stable circular orbit is too small!

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Cayenne

And there you go: Nearly everything will gravitate to stable orbits or Lagrange points and stay floating around. Even only a slightly larger Event Horizon would have done the trick!

Carrot

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