Phoenix

Hmm... I see...

...and now you're here because you want a Phoenix's tears to heal, right?

Pepper

Yes, it's my only option.

Phoenix

*sigh*

...well, what are you waiting for?

Try to make me cry.

I'll give you a minute!

Pepper

What?!

Make you cry?!

But I didn't know that...

I mean... Only one minute?!

Uh... OK! Let's see.

Hmm... Think about world hunger. Er, waitwaitwait! I've got something better: Those you've lost.

Still nothing? Abandoned pets?! Pet abandonment is so sad...

Phoenix

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