## The Minions of Avian Intelligence A comic in four panels: Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic witch, is stunned to see a small army of Avian Intelligence (AI) parrots walking down the red carpet toward the university's reception room. Behind her, her own AI parrot flies overhead. > Cepper: "What are these?" > Parrot: "These are my minions." Panel 2. The minions scatter throughout the celebration, attempting to join various group discussions. > Parrot: "They're deployed in all discussions to make people love Avian Intelligence." Panel 3. A similar shot to the previous panel, but now people are growing angry at the minion parrots who interrupted their discussions. Cepper and her AI parrot simply observe the scene. > AI Parrot minion (1): "AI is just a tool!" > AI Parrot minion (2): "AI learns like humans do!" > AI Parrot minion (3): "AI is good!" > Cepper: "...Is it working?" Panel 4. In a similar shot, the crowd is now furious, screaming at the minions. The Parrot remains optimistic while Cepper is facepalming. > Parrot: "No, people still hate AI. I guess I'll just deploy more minions."