Cayenne

Laughing Potions

Mega-Hairgrowth Potions

Stink-bubble Potions

"Bright-Side" Potions

Smoke Potions...

... to name just a few!

Pepper

Yeah, I know: "A-true-witch-of-Chaosah-wouldn't-create-these-kinds-of-potions".

Sound

Cling Clang Clong

Cayenne

Exactly. As well it should be.

I need to go to the market in Komona. Make all this disappear while I'm gone; it wouldn't be good for little jokers to find it and play around with it.

Pepper

Make it disappear? Easy! Yipee!

Sound

Ziooum!

Pepper

Shoot!

Bury everything?! But that'll take hours, not to mention the blisters we'll have by the end of it!

Sound

Boom

Pepper

"And by no means use magic. A true witch of Chaosah does not use magic for daily chores."

Grrr!

CARROT! Book seven of Chaosah: "Gravitational Fields"... ...without delay!

I'll show that old busy-body crow what a true witch of Chaosah is!

Sound

Tam Tam

Pepper

GURGES ATER!

Sound

VROOoooooooooo

Cayenne

... A Chaosahn Black Hole?!...

Pepper

?!

Cayenne

... That's really what you understand by: "don't use magic"?

Pepper

... Hey... Weren't you supposed to be at the market?

Cayenne

Of course not! And I was right too; it's simply impossible to leave you without constant surveillance!

Sound

wooowoowoowoo

Cayenne

... Just look at this. Insufficient mass! Weak gravitational field differential! Even the closest stable circular orbit is too small!

Sound

Bam

wooowoowoowoo

Cayenne

And there you go: Nearly everything will gravitate to stable orbits or Lagrange points and stay floating around. Even only a slightly larger Event Horizon would have done the trick!

Carrot

?!

Pepper

!!!

Cayenne

!!!

CURSUS CANCELLARE MAXIMUS!

Sound

ShKlak!

Narrator

- FIN -

Credits

10/2015 - Art & Scenario: David Revoy, English Translation: Alex Gryson

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