This is something you need to handle on your own. Personally, I don't get involved with mediating, not even for a friend. That kind of thing always ends badly.
Pepper
P-please Saffron...
I'm not learning anything with my godmothers, all they do is take over my home, complain about their old creaky bones and shout at me no matter what I do... You really can't come and help me talk to them about it ... ?
Saffron
Listen, you're a witch, start acting like one! Talk to them straight! Like a big girl!
Alright, alright! I suppose I can come with you and talk to them about it.
Thyme
What do you mean, you don't learn anything?!
Bird
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Thyme
And you're not even brave enough to come tell us yourself?!
Sound
BAM!
Thyme
If my back wasn't acting up, I'd give you a good lesson! And not one in witchcraft if you see what I mean!
Cayenne
Thyme, calm down They're right...
Cayenne
We're not as young as we used to be and now is a good time for a lesson. I suggest an audience with the Sage of the mountain His counsel will be vital...
Thyme
Heh heh! The Sage? Aren't they too young to understand his teachings?
Pepper
Too young for what!? We're going!
Saffron
"We"?
Thyme
Right, here we are, I'll let you introduce yourselves to the Sage. He can be found at the top of this slope.
Ready to learn a real lesson?
Pepper
Ready!
Saffron
Me too!
Thyme
Great! Good attitude!
Go!
Pepper
Oh no!
Saffron
A... A MONSTER!
Pepper
I KNEW IT!! IT'S A TRAP! ATTACK!!!
Pepper
GRAVITAS SPIRALIS!
Saffron
BRASERO INTENSIA!
Sound
Splash!
Thyme
Ahh, you young ones, always wanting to attack everything! The lesson of the Sage is to imitate him! When nothing's going as you'd like it to, nothing beats a good bath! It's good for our rheumatism and your nerves!
Pepper
What are these crazy lessons!
Narrator
- FIN -
Credits
04/2016 - www.peppercarrot.com - Art & Scenario: David Revoy - English Translation: Alex Gryson
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